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FZ
Gamma Wave


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Posted - 09/24/2002 :  23:16:20  Show Profile Send a private Message
Well, this is something I notice on a few other forums and I thought it might be a bit of fun to try it out here. (watch as I get proved wrong...)
Basically the rules:
Someone asks a question, hopefully a pretty daft one.
The next poster answers this question and then put in one of his/her own questions in the same post.
The next answers this question...etc repeat ad nauseam.
This is just for fun so nothing profound please. Answers and questions are to be succint, stupid and funny, hopefully themed around this site.
Anyone want to begin with the first question?

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FZ
Gamma Wave


United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/24/2002 :  23:20:36  Show Profile  Send a private Message
Why did I spell the title wrong?

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Sting1983
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USA
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Posted - 09/24/2002 :  23:31:57  Show Profile  Send a private Message  Visit Sting1983's Homepage  Send Sting1983 an instant message
quote:
Why did I spell the title wrong?

uhh, yes, "quetion"

But was that supposed to be one of those "daft" questions that were supposed to ask?

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Edited by - Sting1983 on 09/24/2002 23:32:46
Hypatia
Visible Light Wave


USA
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Posted - 09/24/2002 :  23:37:36  Show Profile  Send a private Message
I think it was..yes

How dumb does a question half to be to count?

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Audacity Dan
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USA
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  00:01:40  Show Profile  Send a private Message  Send Audacity Dan an ICQ Message  Send Audacity Dan an instant message
As dumb as yours. (Just kidding, no hard feelings)

Why doesn't it rain when I do the rain dance?

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DarkLink
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USA
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  00:24:31  Show Profile  Send a private Message
You didn't do it until it rained.

Does Lifegazer know what s/he's talking about?

"I can't believe in a god that has to be praised all the time."-Nietzsche

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Edited by - DarkLink on 09/25/2002 00:26:03
Sting1983
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USA
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  00:27:25  Show Profile  Send a private Message  Visit Sting1983's Homepage  Send Sting1983 an instant message
<snicker snicker> should I really answer that?

I don't have to take any Physics courses if I'm planning to go into Physics right?

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Siv
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India
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  05:24:08  Show Profile  Send a private Message
quote:
Originally posted by Sting1983:
<snicker snicker> should I really answer that?

I don't have to take any Physics courses if I'm planning to go into Physics right?


Only if you plan on doing any real Physics.

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Edited by - Siv on 09/25/2002 05:25:32
FZ
Gamma Wave


United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  13:44:33  Show Profile  Send a private Message
Thanks to relativity.
Why should Greg rule the world?

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Tom
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USA
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  14:10:26  Show Profile  Send a private Message  Visit Tom's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by FZ:
Why should Greg rule the world?

Because he wouldn't be the left-wing dictator that FZ would be.

Why doesn't it rain up?

Tom
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theOwl
PF Mentor


Netherlands
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  14:24:01  Show Profile  Send a private Message
Due to evolution, otherwise plants wouldn't grow and we wouldn't exist.

Why do Americans call toilets 'restrooms'? I never saw a strecher.


Why are chemists great for solving problems?
They have all the solutions

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salsero
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Israel
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  15:12:54  Show Profile  Send a private Message  Visit salsero's Homepage  Send salsero an ICQ Message
The answer will be given by MATLAB. Just enter MATLAB and type the command "why". Really - try it!

What did MATLAB say?

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Tom
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USA
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  18:11:30  Show Profile  Send a private Message  Visit Tom's Homepage
MATLAB said "Outlook doesn't seem good," making it the most expensive magic 8-ball in existence.

Why can't you hear colors?

Tom
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Amp
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USA
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  18:36:37  Show Profile  Send a private Message  Visit Amp's Homepage
Because they taste bad.

Why do we see with iur eyes?

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FZ
Gamma Wave


United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  19:15:36  Show Profile  Send a private Message
Because Greg the almighty center dictator decrees it so. Ahmen.

What's wrong with left wing dictators?

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Tom
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USA
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  19:20:17  Show Profile  Send a private Message  Visit Tom's Homepage
They're a bunch of damn hippies who would have us all living on a commune.

How many PF Mentors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tom
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STAii
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Jordan
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  19:27:46  Show Profile  Send a private Message
2, one to hold the light bulb and another one to rotate the first.

Why is a greenich green so green ?

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schwartzchildradius999
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USA
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  20:36:04  Show Profile  Send a private Message
quote:
How many PF Mentors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tom



depends of course on their size and sexual proclivities. Ask Matlab "am i straight or gay?"

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Tom
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  23:25:35  Show Profile  Send a private Message  Visit Tom's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Staifour:
2, one to hold the light bulb and another one to rotate the first.

Why is a greenich green so green ?


What other way would it be?

Was Peter Pan gay, or what?

Tom
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lifegazer
Gamma Wave


United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/25/2002 :  23:44:11  Show Profile  Send a private Message  Visit lifegazer's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Tom:
Was Peter Pan gay, or what?


What other way would he be?

Why do parrots talk, if they don't know what they're saying?



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DarkLink
X-Ray Wave


USA
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Posted - 09/26/2002 :  00:08:27  Show Profile  Send a private Message
quote:
Why do parrots talk, if they don't know what they're saying?


The same reason as my question coming up.

Why do models eat if they'll just throw it up?

"I can't believe in a god that has to be praised all the time."-Nietzsche

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