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FZ
Gamma Wave
  
United Kingdom
2222 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2002 : 23:16:20
Well, this is something I notice on a few other forums and I thought it might be a bit of fun to try it out here. (watch as I get proved wrong...) Basically the rules: Someone asks a question, hopefully a pretty daft one. The next poster answers this question and then put in one of his/her own questions in the same post. The next answers this question...etc repeat ad nauseam. This is just for fun so nothing profound please. Answers and questions are to be succint, stupid and funny, hopefully themed around this site. Anyone want to begin with the first question?------------- C:\DOS\ C:\DOS\RUN\ RUN\DOS\RUN
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FZ
Gamma Wave
  
United Kingdom
2222 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2002 : 23:20:36
Why did I spell the title wrong?------------- C:\DOS\ C:\DOS\RUN\ RUN\DOS\RUN
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Sting1983
PF Mentor
  
USA
2836 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2002 : 23:31:57
quote: Why did I spell the title wrong?
uhh, yes, "quetion" But was that supposed to be one of those "daft" questions that were supposed to ask? "Years of hate will turn the hated into a hater."
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Edited by - Sting1983 on 09/24/2002 23:32:46
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Hypatia
Visible Light Wave

USA
510 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2002 : 23:37:36
I think it was..yesHow dumb does a question half to be to count? Everybody is a star I can feel it when you shine on me ....Sly Stone
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Audacity Dan
X-Ray Wave
 
USA
1773 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 00:01:40
As dumb as yours. (Just kidding, no hard feelings)Why doesn't it rain when I do the rain dance? ----------------------------------------------------- Let go of your %@*ing ego!
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DarkLink
X-Ray Wave
 
USA
1028 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 00:24:31
You didn't do it until it rained.Does Lifegazer know what s/he's talking about? "I can't believe in a god that has to be praised all the time."-Nietzsche
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Edited by - DarkLink on 09/25/2002 00:26:03
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Sting1983
PF Mentor
  
USA
2836 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 00:27:25
<snicker snicker> should I really answer that?I don't have to take any Physics courses if I'm planning to go into Physics right? "Years of hate will turn the hated into a hater."
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Siv
Hyper Wave
   
India
5271 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 05:24:08
quote: Originally posted by Sting1983: <snicker snicker> should I really answer that?I don't have to take any Physics courses if I'm planning to go into Physics right?
Only if you plan on doing any real Physics.Why does work always seem so much worse after a vacation ? - Sivakami. ****************************************************** " Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth " -- Ludwig Borne
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Edited by - Siv on 09/25/2002 05:25:32
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FZ
Gamma Wave
  
United Kingdom
2222 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 13:44:33
Thanks to relativity. Why should Greg rule the world?------------- C:\DOS\ C:\DOS\RUN\ RUN\DOS\RUN
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Tom
PF Mentor
  
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 14:10:26
quote: Originally posted by FZ: Why should Greg rule the world?
Because he wouldn't be the left-wing dictator that FZ would be. Why doesn't it rain up? Tom __________ "Physicists do it with precision." --Me
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theOwl
PF Mentor
 
Netherlands
1241 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 14:24:01
Due to evolution, otherwise plants wouldn't grow and we wouldn't exist.Why do Americans call toilets 'restrooms'? I never saw a strecher.  Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions
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salsero
Micro Wave
Israel
106 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 15:12:54
The answer will be given by MATLAB. Just enter MATLAB and type the command "why". Really - try it!What did MATLAB say? ---------------- Dance salsa! :-)
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Tom
PF Mentor
  
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 18:11:30
MATLAB said "Outlook doesn't seem good," making it the most expensive magic 8-ball in existence.Why can't you hear colors? Tom __________ "Physicists do it with precision." --Me
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Amp
Visible Light Wave

USA
775 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 18:36:37
Because they taste bad.Why do we see with iur eyes?
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FZ
Gamma Wave
  
United Kingdom
2222 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 19:15:36
Because Greg the almighty center dictator decrees it so. Ahmen.What's wrong with left wing dictators? ------------- C:\DOS\ C:\DOS\RUN\ RUN\DOS\RUN
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Tom
PF Mentor
  
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 19:20:17
They're a bunch of damn hippies who would have us all living on a commune.How many PF Mentors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Tom __________ "Physicists do it with precision." --Me
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STAii
X-Ray Wave
 
Jordan
1376 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 19:27:46
2, one to hold the light bulb and another one to rotate the first.Why is a greenich green so green ? Minds Beat The Power (ADVERTISE HERE)
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schwartzchildradius999
X-Ray Wave
 
USA
1857 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 20:36:04
quote: How many PF Mentors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Tom
depends of course on their size and sexual proclivities. Ask Matlab "am i straight or gay?""The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older" --Pink floyd *Time*
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Tom
PF Mentor
  
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 23:25:35
quote: Originally posted by Staifour: 2, one to hold the light bulb and another one to rotate the first.Why is a greenich green so green ?
What other way would it be? Was Peter Pan gay, or what? Tom __________ "Physicists do it with precision." --Me
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lifegazer
Gamma Wave
  
United Kingdom
3249 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2002 : 23:44:11
quote: Originally posted by Tom: Was Peter Pan gay, or what?
What other way would he be?Why do parrots talk, if they don't know what they're saying?
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DarkLink
X-Ray Wave
 
USA
1028 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2002 : 00:08:27
quote: Why do parrots talk, if they don't know what they're saying?
The same reason as my question coming up.
Why do models eat if they'll just throw it up? "I can't believe in a god that has to be praised all the time."-Nietzsche
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