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FZ
Gamma Wave
United Kingdom
2222 Posts |
 Posted - 11/03/2002 : 23:36:40
YES.
Since his birthday is on christmas, is Tom the new incarnation of Christ? (or maybe antichrist is more appropiate... )-------------
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Tom
PF Mentor
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 00:02:11
quote:
Originally posted by FZ:
Since his birthday is on christmas, is Tom the new incarnation of Christ? (or maybe antichrist is more appropiate...)
All's I know is, I ain't gettin' up on no damn cross. Does anyone want to go to work for me tomorrow? Tom
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DarkLink
X-Ray Wave
USA
1028 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 00:18:43
If you go to my classes.Why am I a God? "There is not enough love and kindness in the world to permit us to give any of it away to imaginary beings."-Nietzsche
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 01:47:46
Because I willed it so. 
I've always been partial towards Satan, have you?
On the free market, everyone earns according to his productive value in satisfying consumer desires. Under statist distribution, everyone earns in proportion to the amount he can plunder from the producers.
-Murray N. Rothbard
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Another God
X-Ray Wave
Australia
1683 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 01:52:14
Because I am another god.Where did the laws of the universe come from?
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Another God
X-Ray Wave
Australia
1683 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 01:56:06
damn it you beat me to it. I just want to take this discontinuity as a chacne to answer the joke that i type in before quote:
There was this fish swimming about in a stream, and just above the water it saw a fly. the fish thought to itself: "If that fly was to come down 5 inches, I could jump up to it and catch my dinner!"At that same time a bear was by the side of the stream and could see the fly and the fish. The bear thought to itself "If that fly was to drop 5 inches, then the fish would jump up to it, and I could jump out and catch my dinner!" At the same time a Hunter was on the other side of the stream and could see the fly, the fish and the bear. The Hunter thought to itself "If that fly was to drop 5 inches, then the fish would jump up to it, the bear would jump out and catch it, and I could jump out and get a clear shot at the bear!" meanwhile, a mouse was watching the fly, the fish, the bear and the hunter. The mouse thought to itself "If that fly was to drop 5 inches, then the fish would jump up to it, the bear would jump out and catch it, the hunter would jump out to get a clear shot at the bear, and I could scurry in and steal the hunters sandwiches!" At that same moment a cat was watching the fly, the fish, the bear, the hunter and the mouse. The cat thought to itself "If that fly was to drop 5 inches, then the fish would jump up to it, the bear would jump out and catch it, the hunter would jump out to get a clear shot at the bear, the mouse would scurry out to steal the hunters sandwiches, and I could pounce on the mouse and get my dinner!" Well, before any of them had a chance to think the situation through any further, the fly dropped five inches closer to the water. The fish jumped up, satisfied that it had caught its dinner. The bear leapt out grabbing the fish, satisfied that it had caught its dinner. The hunter leapt out, aimed and shot the bear. the mouse scurried out as fast as it could, and grabbed the hunters sandwiches, satisfied that it had got its dinner. The Cat pounced from its hiding position, hitting the mouse, then accidently slipping and falling into the water. Whats the moral to the story?
Whenever a fly drops 5 inches, you always end up with a wet *****.
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I've always been partial towards Satan, have you?
No. But if you ask Futurist I am apparently... Is Futurist still lurking around here any more?
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Moody Goddess
Infrared Wave
Australia
229 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 02:27:08
Nah, he's jumped in his time machine and gone a few million years forward where the very idea of physics forums is olsolete.Why do we think gold fish are gold enough in colour to call them goldfish? Jesus said that the kingdom of heaven is within us. So is the Antichrist, and so is Armageddon.Jack Benson
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Tom
PF Mentor
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 03:02:21
quote:
Originally posted by Moody Goddess:
Why do we think gold fish are gold enough in colour to call them goldfish?
It doesn't matter what the actual animals look like, the little crackers are gold enough. Why isn't the marvel of Goldfish crackers cited in genetic engineering journals? Tom
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Tom will be 30 in 52 days.
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Moody Goddess
Infrared Wave
Australia
229 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 03:19:19
Because they are so special the writers don't know how the deal with the topic so as to give it the credit it deserves.Why do people insist on calling 'satchets' 'satchels'? Jesus said that the kingdom of heaven is within us. So is the Antichrist, and so is Armageddon.Jack Benson
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Carla
Infrared Wave
Australia
443 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 12:08:24
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Originally posted by Moody Goddess:
Why do people insist on calling 'satchets' 'satchels'? I've been thinking about this for hours now, and I still can't come up with a satisfactory answer. What cookies?
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carl
Visible Light Wave
Canada
667 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 17:24:19
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Originally posted by Carla:What cookies?
Look it up in a Herstory book. Can we change the word Histeria to Hersteria now? carl
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 17:40:56
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Can we change the word Histeria to Hersteria now?
Ok by me, so long as she keeps her fingers of Histereo!
How about a Hersterectomy?
On the free market, everyone earns according to his productive value in satisfying consumer desires. Under statist distribution, everyone earns in proportion to the amount he can plunder from the producers.
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carl
Visible Light Wave
Canada
667 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 17:53:39
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Originally posted by BoulderHead:How about a Hersterectomy?
No thanks. Although estrogen therapy isn't exactly working out for Merick or whoever is pushing that trip... I still thing ripping out a woman's ovaries isn't the way to go... in fact it was probably a once seemingly unobtrusive way to get tissue samples for aliens or Mengle. Is Crest for you? carl
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Tom
PF Mentor
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 21:24:24
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Originally posted by carl:
Is Crest for you?
Crest would be for me if I still had my teeth.  Do you know what 'nemesis' means? Tom
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Tom will be 30 in 51 days.
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Carla
Infrared Wave
Australia
443 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 22:45:00
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Do you know what 'nemesis' means?Tom
Think 'I must go to work now'.
What's so complex about inferiority?
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Tom
PF Mentor
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2002 : 23:34:22
quote:
Originally posted by Carla:
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Do you know what 'nemesis' means?
Think 'I must go to work now'.
Ah, shucks I was hoping for the answer from the movie "Snatch". quote:
What's so complex about inferiority?
I didn't realize that inferiority had an imaginary part. How did Popeye and Olive Oyl ever have Sweet Pea if they slept in seperate beds? Tom
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Tom will be 30 in 51 days.
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Carla
Infrared Wave
Australia
443 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 00:48:56
Wool eye aznot sawn "Snatch"!
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How did Popeye and Olive Oyl ever have Sweet Pea if they slept in seperate beds?
Turkey-baster. ~Talk to the hand~
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Carla
Infrared Wave
Australia
443 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 00:58:05
Oops?
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Another God
X-Ray Wave
Australia
1683 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 08:30:56
huh?
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Carla
Infrared Wave
Australia
443 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2002 : 10:41:58
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Originally posted by Another God:
huh?
Let me clarify myself. -Clears throat manfully, leans back in leather-bound recliner, clasps fingers together in cathedral-like formation... I ...erred. Understood? (flat-lines mouth)
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