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pnaimoli
Micro Wave
USA
118 Posts |
 Posted - 11/28/2002 : 23:32:38
Choice 'e' , none of the above  .Is my twisted mind a result of society, or too many bananas? ------------------------------
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FZ
Gamma Wave
United Kingdom
2222 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 23:46:05
A society based on Bananas.
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pnaimoli
Micro Wave
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 11/28/2002 : 23:59:46
sa.ni.ty: Incapable of ingesting Bananas.If Bananas are supposed to make you sleepy, what do Watermelons do? ------------------------------
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 05:00:49
They make you get juice all over the place.When eating a watermelon which is your favorite way to open them?
1) Use a knife.
2) Drop it on the floor.
3) Use a shotgun.
4) Other. Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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DarkLink
X-Ray Wave
USA
1028 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 05:06:07
I find it fun to bust them open with my head Bruce Lee style.Do universal remotes really work all over the universe? "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." - Nietzsche
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kyle_soule
Infrared Wave
USA
327 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 05:09:21
clearly a shotgun is best
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DarkLink
X-Ray Wave
USA
1028 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 05:15:26
quote:
clearly a shotgun is best
You know you are suppossed to answer the question in a stupid way ask a stupid question and keep going down the chain. "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." - Nietzsche
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 05:17:31
kyle_soule,
Don't forget to ask a stupid question after answering one  quote:
Do universal remotes really work all over the universe?
I will have to ask my Lords astrologers to break out their astrolabes before I will know  If it God had to rest on the seventh day, does that mean he was tired? Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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DarkLink
X-Ray Wave
USA
1028 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 05:22:53
No he just got really bored. Or did God get lost?? "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." - Nietzsche
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 05:31:20
Naw, God is everywhere so no matter where he goes God can't escape, for he is trapped like a rat on a sinking ship, and is utter incapable of escape.Or did I forget something? Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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DarkLink
X-Ray Wave
USA
1028 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 05:35:24
Just your sanityAre any of us in a more stable state of mental health then Boulder? "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." - Nietzsche
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Tom
PF Mentor
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 06:07:24
quote:
Originally posted by DarkLink:
Are any of us in a more stable state of mental health then Boulder?
No, he's holding steady at ka-rayzee with zero fluctuation. What the hell does "order" mean? Tom
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 06:15:13
quote:
What the hell does "order" mean?
That's when "the boss" tells me to take out the garbageHow did our cave dwelling ancestors romance each other?
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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Tom
PF Mentor
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 06:23:16
quote:
Originally posted by BoulderHead:
How did our cave dwelling ancestors romance each other?
"On your knees, Wilma." Is there intelligent life out there? Tom
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 06:34:11
No, it was lost back in the cave
Why did cave men like to draw on walls?
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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pnaimoli
Micro Wave
USA
118 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 13:48:57
They realized that their pictures didn't last very long on water.If I draw murals on my wall at night, does that make me a caveman? ------------------------------
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Nicool002
X-Ray Wave
USA
1323 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 17:26:29
No it makes you a guy that draws murals on your walls
Who decided to name Gorillas Gorillas?
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." Albert Einstein
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 17:54:25
quote:
Who decided to name Gorillas Gorillas?
A bunch of swingin' Hominids. Matter exists, I exist, therefore God exists. Have I finally solved the puzzle? Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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Edited by - BoulderHead on 11/29/2002 19:13:54
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DarkLink
X-Ray Wave
USA
1028 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 18:38:17
My God Yes!!!!! (Honestly that's the stupidest answer you can give)Is that the stupidest answer you can give? "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." - Nietzsche
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2002 : 19:13:23
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Is that the stupidest answer you can give?
That depends on how "rational" you want to be
Could rationality direct you to accept the irrational as true, or is it simply possible to rationalize anything?
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