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selfadjoint
Infrared Wave
USA
335 Posts |
 Posted - 01/31/2003 : 23:14:53
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Is it possible to live long, AND prosper?
No but it's possible to live, long, and prosper. Does a robot have the Buddha nature? (Courtesy of Philip K. Dick) The number you have dialled is imaginary. Please rotate your telephone 90 degrees and try again.
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atomosXIII
Infrared Wave
Canada
393 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2003 : 23:25:56
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Originally posted by selfadjoint:
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Is it possible to live long, AND prosper?
No but it's possible to live, long, and prosper. Does a robot have the Buddha nature? (Courtesy of Philip K. Dick) The number you have dialled is imaginary. Please rotate your telephone 90 degrees and try again.
I don't see many robots starting religions... Which of the following statements best suits:
Early to bed and early to rise...
a) leaves a man healthy and wise
b) gives a man a small penis size I am temporarily out of my mind... Will be returning momentarily.
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Another God
X-Ray Wave
Australia
1683 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2003 : 23:32:15
well, a2-b/b4xab = dog
So i'm going to have to go with option dDo u think I could just go back to the begining of this thread now and start using the stupid questions asked there?
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Tom
PF Mentor
USA
2944 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2003 : 23:58:47
If you do, and Zero locks this thread again, you are kissing his butt next time.Why is this the "Thread of Distinction"? Tom
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2003 : 00:06:54
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Why is this the "Thread of Distinction"?
Because it is 'distinctly' different from the others.Or was it the will of cosmic consciousness? Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Edited by - BoulderHead on 02/01/2003 00:07:21
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Mr. Robin Parsons
Infrared Wave
Canada
355 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2003 : 01:43:59
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Originally posted by Boulderhead
Or was it the will of cosmic consciousness?
No, it was the consciousness of the cosmic will! Speaking of which, when will the will be conscious??
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selfadjoint
Infrared Wave
USA
335 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2003 : 19:38:11
When he wakes up.Is this question stupid? The number you have dialled is imaginary. Please rotate your telephone 90 degrees and try again.
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D
Micro Wave
USA
131 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2003 : 20:19:23
Yes.You see a thief and a billionaire. Whose the fastest?
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
- Paul Erdos
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2003 : 20:46:38
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You see a thief and a billionaire. Whose the fastest?
The one carrying the money.  Does money burn a hole in your pocket? Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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FZ
Gamma Wave
United Kingdom
2222 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2003 : 23:56:19
Only if coated by concentrated Hydrochloric Acid or heated to 700 C.Does the fact money makes you run faster imply the existence of negative mass? -------------
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climbhi
Infrared Wave
USA
361 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2003 : 06:35:39
No, becuase the same phenomenon occurs when you view a bear, or other equally scary creature. You do not need to be in possesion of the thing for the phenomenon to occur.Is a turtle without a shell considered homeless, or naked?
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Another God
X-Ray Wave
Australia
1683 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2003 : 06:54:26
Well, he could be considered both. But then, i could also be considered 'Lizard', and in most cases, probably easiest to be considered 'Dead'.Has anyone ever tried to take the shell of a turtle? Prove me wrong, I might learn something.
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Mr. Robin Parsons
Infrared Wave
Canada
355 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2003 : 14:12:12
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Originally posted by Another God(?)
Has anyone ever tried to take the shell of a turtle?
Ya, but the turtle wouldn't let go, even after we had finished the "shell game"! If brains where "dynamite", would you have enough to "blow your own nose"?
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climbhi
Infrared Wave
USA
361 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2003 : 01:15:40
No but it might be medically advantageous for constipation relief.How can selfhelp groups exist for people with conditions other than schizophrenia?
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BoulderHead
Gamma Wave
Canada
2364 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2003 : 01:25:46
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How can selfhelp groups exist for people with conditions other than schizophrenia?
You'd have to ask one of my 13 other personalities as this one doesn't have a clue.In mathematics is there such a thing as a gaynomial, or must their door always swing both ways? Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Mr. Robin Parsons
Infrared Wave
Canada
355 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2003 : 01:58:45
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Originally posted by Boulderhead
In mathematics is there such a thing as a gaynomial, or must their door always swing both ways?
No, just Bi-nomials! the 'split' doorway, that doesn't swing at all! If your feet smell, and your nose runs, aren't you built up side down??
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climbhi
Infrared Wave
USA
361 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2003 : 02:00:03
Yes gaynomials do exist. See my upcoming paper in the American Journal of Mathematics "A case study of gaynomial-transexualnomial intereaction in non-euclidean p-spaces."Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Another God
X-Ray Wave
Australia
1683 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2003 : 06:24:07
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Originally posted by climbhi:
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Of course they do! Don't be silly! If Tara is PF Queen, then Greg must be PF King.... Now how did he get to be PF King? I didn't vote for him...
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FZ
Gamma Wave
United Kingdom
2222 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2003 : 19:33:52
That's because it's a monarchy.
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climbhi
Infrared Wave
USA
361 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2003 : 00:29:13
A PF monarchy is obviously not a constitutional monarchy!When do you think the total number of pages in this topic will exceed the total number of pages in the genereal discussion forum?
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